Changes: Kaboom Bug

Revision as of 16:53, 24 September 2015

The Kaboom Bug is a Roadkill dick in the Mad Awesome video game.

"Now this heresy of a car is designed to SUCK DICK with you inside it. Granted you can jump out, but still you will have murdered an inocent car."

The Kaboom Bug is designed to get in close proximity of the player and explode. Unfortunately, it is not.

It is actually a big giant penis that will explode on you and make you dead.

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 {{Infobox
-|image =Kaboom_bug.png
+|image =Kabug.jpg
-|name  =Kaboom Bug
+|name  = Poopies
-|loc   =Random
+|loc   = Randomized
 }}
-The '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a [[Roadkill]] vehicle in the [[Mad Max (video game)|''Mad Max'' video game]].
+The '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a [[Roadkill]] dick in the [[Mad Max (video game)|''Mad Awesome'' video game]].
 ==Description==
-"''Now this heresy of a car is designed to EXPLODE with you inside it. Granted you can jump out, but still you will have murdered and innocent car.''"
+"''Now this heresy of a car is designed to SUCK DICK with you inside it. Granted you can jump out, but still you will have murdered an inocent car.''"
-The Kaboom Bug is designed to get in close proximity of the player and explode. When the driver of the Kaboom Bug is within range of the player, a fuse is lit and the car explodes.
+The Kaboom Bug is designed to get in close proximity of the player and explode. Unfortunately, it is not.
+It is actually a big giant penis that will explode on you and make you dead.
 ==Gallery==
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 </gallery>
-[[Category: Vehicles]]
+[[Category:2+1=17]]